I think I wanna be The Pope
I had a few questions before I actually applied that I would want answered first besides the obvious one.Who do you talk to for that kind of position? Can I keep the kids? Can I sleep naked? Will I have time to ride my bike? Does my wife have to move to Rome? Can I still eat meat? What's the pay? Is the hat optional? Do I get cheerleaders? How fast can that Pope mobile go? Do I have to work "every" weekend? Can I tell people I don't like- they're going to Hell? Is it wrong to make fun of these kind of things? The company that makes all those cool brass goblets, costumes and stuff is located in Pittsfield (CM Almy) I wonder since I'm a local if I could get a discount.....if I get the job as Pope I mean. I certainly wouldn't expect a discount now, or would I?
posted by Muddah at April 05, 2005
3 Comments:
Funny, I for one am too lazy to be the Pope, and the idea of no sex makes the job even less interesting.
I never thought of the no sex angle. Guess the cheerleaders would be kind of a distraction then. You sure the Pope can't have sex? May be it's like being President you have someone arrange it for you on the sly.....
to answer you question in order: no, yes, no, no ,yes, not nearly enough, yes, yes they are alter-boys, friggin' fast, yes, no, well, kinda', 10% with valid card. I hope this clears things up for you, Sincerely,
The Pope
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